If you cause trouble for others, it’s the sign of nobility; if others are causing trouble for you, it’s the definitive mark of a weak-ass peasant

About The Lazy Guru: A Movement Against Movement

You have found the sanctuary. This is the Diary of a Lazy Bum, the only philosophical guide for those smart enough to do absolutely nothing.

We believe laziness is not a moral failure—it is a noble trait.

We expose the hideous face of productivity and the vulgar peasant’s panic that forces people to constantly strive. We reject it.

We teach Strategic Dominance—the high art of ignoring problems until they solve themselves.

As a noble, your motto must be simple:

“Don’t rush, because nobles do not tackle problems; they ignore them.”

In this Diary, you will learn:

How to guarantee longevity by conserving your limited lifespan energy.
Why the single alarm is an Act of War against your free will.
How to earn immediate respect and avoid burdensome work by being strategically lazy.
Why doing nothing is the only true eco-friendly lifestyle.

Stop striving. Start strategizing.

Nobility starts when productivity stops.

Stay Horizontal!