“Lazy Philosophy is a sacred collection of questionable wisdom, strategic resting, unnecessary overthinking, and profound discoveries made while avoiding productive activities. Here, we explore the noble art of doing less and surviving modern chaos with maximum horizontal commitment
There are things you don’t know about a lazy bum. Lots of things. Let me tell you a few: Yesterday, I was having my afternoon nap, a vital follow-up to my thoroughly enjoyed 12-hour night sleep—when I was interrupted by a friend. He had suffered an “epiphany.” He claimed he could be “healthy” by starting […]
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“What is a ‘Lazy Bum’?” he asked, trembling from the pressure of my nobility, my profound laziness, and the biting cold. It was a freezing night in mid-December. Everything had turned a murky shade of white. Cars were smothered in snow and the streets were eerily quiet. Even the commoners were too afraid to use
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The Noble Path: Why Laziness is misunderstood I need to tell you a simple truth. Today, let me tell you that you were fooled. All that insistence on hard work, all that persistence on productivity—everything was just to turn you into rat-racing morons. You were told that hard work will give you freedom, that hard
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Procrastination has always been misunderstood. I realized it when I was only 10 years old. It was exam night. Being painfully behind my syllabus, I was trying to find some salvation by probing my notes. Everything seemed awful. My notes were awful, my preparation horrendous, my thoughts jumbled. I was in need of a miracle.
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